Mixed Messages

I thought maybe this image would present a debatable topic. I know how I feel about this product so I'll start.
I feel this a bold negative campaign to sell your products.The energy drink companies market to teenagers and young adults. In fact a major brewery was recently court ordered to stop production of an energy drink/alcoholic beverage combination for that very reason. Their warning message label looks like it was written by a teenager, and that's no coincidence. Marketing your product by attracting customers with a reference to an illicit street drug is wrong. The reality of cocaine use destroys lives, families, and innocent bystanders that get in the mix. The awareness of this especially in the mixed up horomones of teenagers and youth is not often well understood. In my opinion this products effects could lead those less fortunates to believe that the drinks effects are like that of the,"real thing."
What's next on the lineup? Crank? Speed? Meth? Or maybe a relaxing drink named Heroin... that sounds pleasant.. Wake up people. Everybody wants to make money, but at what expense? Shame on you...

No Shame in My Game

Nothing like a cup of clean urine.

Ever wonder what it's like to sit next to somebody that just got out of jail, has no money, and needs to get their drink on? Just wonder on down to your local plasma center. There are a few normal folk there, but they are dull and boring. Nothing strikes up a good conversation like the phrase,"I just spent six months in county."

Homeless, addicts, alcoholics, freaks, and just typical joes like myself who just got fired can earn enough dough to fill your gas tank, get a bag of C-rocks, or that much needed liter of Banker's Club Vodka.

I suppose if you're just a kind hearted soul concerned with saving lives, that works as well. Hell, you could even give your hard earned donor cash to the man next to you in the waiting room with the DT's. He needs all the help he can get..