Friday, February 6, 2009

No Shame in My Game

Nothing like a cup of clean urine.
Ever wonder what it's like to sit next to somebody that just got out of jail, has no money, and needs to get their drink on? Just wonder on down to your local plasma center. There are a few normal folk there, but they are dull and boring. Nothing strikes up a good conversation like the phrase,"I just spent six months in county."
Homeless, addicts, alcoholics, freaks, and just typical joes like myself who just got fired can earn enough dough to fill your gas tank, get a bag of C-rocks, or that much needed liter of Banker's Club Vodka.

I suppose if you're just a kind hearted soul concerned with saving lives, that works as well. Hell, you could even give your hard earned donor cash to the man next to you in the waiting room with the DT's. He needs all the help he can get..


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